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Head-to-Head: Jon Gruden vs. Chucky

After all the comparisons, Page 2's Patrick Hruby breaks down the matchup between coach and doll.

Updated: January 23, 2003, 1:39 PM ET
By Patrick Hruby | Special to Page 2

One's a demonic children's doll with piercing eyes and malice on the brain. The other merely looks like one. With comparisons between Tampa Bay coach Jon Gruden and Chucky from the "Child's Play" film series fast approaching the worn-out status of "you have been voted off the island!" jokes, it's time to settle matters once and for all. Herein, the Head-to-Head:

Jon Gruden vs. Chucky

Category   Jon Gruden   Chucky   Winner

Facial Expressions   Crazed   Homicidal   Draw ...

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