News Item: The University of Arizona is investigating allegations that members of its men's basketball team stole change and up to 80 candy bars from a vending machine in a Lawrence, Kan., hotel last weekend.
Whatever happened to stealing shampoo? Or towels, for that matter?
Indeed, the oddest thing about the Wildcats' alleged pilfering isn't that they stole from a hotel -- it's that they stole candy.
Talk about a wasted opportunity.
As any savvy-if-slightly-kleptomaniac ...