In the winter of our massive amounts of discontent, we gather 'round The Cooler with so few weekend topics to rip, mock and savage. What's a guy with a Dixie cup of Sparkletts to do in this time of post-Super Bowl, pre-spring training sports death?
Same as the rest of the gasbags who populate our sports media world:
Talk about LeBron James.
So, over the weekend, the teen idol got busted for the Throwback Jersey Scandal, and could you ...