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Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:17 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Editor's Note: This column appears in the March 17 edition of ESPN The Magazine.

The night before Super Bowl XXXVII, San Diego's W Hotel was an Us Weekly dream come true. Celebs crowded the bar, flanked by entourages and flackies, everyone dressed to the nines. Girls didn't look like Tara Reid, they were Tara Reid. Naturally, my pal Hench could think only about his simulated baseball teams. When I tracked him down, he was hunched behind the concierge's desk, having hijacked the man's ...

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