When MLB marketing personnel gather during spring training to plan for the
upcoming season, one of their most important tasks is to come up with a
catchy team slogan that excites the fans and accurately represents the direction the team is heading.
Unfortunately, these slogans are usually annoyingly pedestrian, something
like: "Baseball Fever ... Catch It!" Or, "Come Watch The Kids Play."
To remedy the situation, we have taken the liberty of drafting
slogans for all 30 MLB teams, ...