I heard the Yankees had a Secret Weapon. Drove myself over to the Atlanta Braves spring training camp at Disney's Wide World of Sports to see his swing. Just to see how big of a secret it was. Maybe after I saw him, he'd stay a secret. Forever. Some phenoms are like that. Unphenomenal.
No, it wasn't Matsui.
Matsui is no secret.
Besides, he wasn't there, anyway.
"Como se llama?" That revealing-on-many-levels question was asked of the Secret ...