"First Jagr, then Harrick. Will I bring it to Winona? You bet! Sorry about that Mr. Selig. I said 'you,' 'you bet.' Not me, no. I would NEVER do that ... again."
"I beat David Wells more ways than one. I totally took his wallet. He never knew, I think he was half-drunk. Anyway, who wants his coupon for ribs at Chili's?"