Fairway iron chef

In one way we are Tiger Woods. If our girlfriend looked like Elin Nordegren, we'd eat anything she put in front of us.

Updated: March 30, 2003, 2:30 PM ET
By Jim Caple | Page 2 columnist

Demonstrating once again just how much better he is than every other golfer, Tiger Woods won the Bay Hill Invitational last weekend despite a nasty case of food poisoning. And not only did he win the tournament, he actually extended his lead by six strokes in between trips to the Port-a-john.

Having raised golf's limbo bar still higher, here are the handicaps Tiger will play under the rest of the season:

The Players Championship: Will expose himself to measles after the first round. ...

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