Masters of our domain

It was a long week at Augusta, but all the Cooler needs to get through it is Jim Belushi, Miguel Angel Jimenez and some peach cobbler.

Updated: April 14, 2003, 4:46 PM ET
By Brian Murphy | Special to Page 2

AUGUSTA, Ga. -- It has been a long week, dwellers.

It's been Masters week. The Cooler is so oblivious to the outside world, someone could tell us that the Kansas City Royals are undefeated, and we'd buy it wholesale.

Masters week means the following: Dining on the veranda of Augusta National's clubhouse. Eating peach cobbler so good it would bring tears to Ty Cobb's eyes. And shamelessly polishing Jim Belushi's apple -- which sounds like a disturbing metaphor, so we'll ...

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