Life in Bizarro Sports World

After five months on the Left Coast, the Sports Guy still can't get used to watching sports on an East Coast clock.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:17 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Editor's Note: This column appears in the May 12 edition of ESPN The Magazine.

On the night before the 2003 NFL draft, my beloved Patriots were mulling a trade for Dewayne Robertson. Would they sacrifice multiple picks for Detroit's No. 2? When the draft kicked off on Saturday, and the Lions came on the clock, you could feel the tension mount among Pats fans everywhere. Except in my house.

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