Is Thursday the day the Cleveland Cavaliers become NBA contenders?
The Denver Nuggets?
What's this, the NFL? Cleveland or Denver playing for a championship?
Not in David Stern's NBA!
"You see, Mr. Stern, what we do is inject this dye into the Ping-Pong balls, and then the Knicks ..."
No, no, the NBA draft lottery isn't manipulated. I swear.
Yes, Mr. Stern, I've written what you instructed. Now will you tell me where you've hidden my dog?
OK, if I have ...
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