Rocket failure: I love it

Roger Clemens' failure to win his 300th game reminded the Sports Guy that he will never be entirely rational about his disdain for the Rocket.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:17 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

When yesterday's Red Sox-Yankees game was delayed by rain, I called my buddy Hench to discuss the gleeful turn of events. Both of us were praying that Clemens wouldn't notch No. 300 against the Sox. After everything that happened over the past few years, watching that traitor's teammates carry him off the field at Yankee Stadium -- while he held the historic baseball in his greedy fingers, while the Boston players looked on wistfully, while the evil Yankee fans cheered him on -- would have ruined ...

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