You know, that popular 1987 book of self-discovery that asks you all these really intense questions of morality and integrity? Such as:
Question 171: Would you prefer to be blind or deaf?
Question 80: Would you rather die peacefully among friends at age 50 or painfully and alone at age 80?
As if our lives aren't complicated enough, we all had to run out and make this book a New York Times bestseller.
Recently, I decided ...