A victory cut short

Forget about the fame and money, there's one thing Funny Cide would really love to celebrate with writes Page 2's Jim Armstrong.

Updated: June 7, 2003, 8:57 AM ET
By Funny Cide | As told to Jim Armstrong (Special to Page 2)

With the Belmont Stakes almost here, I thought I'd take a minute to whinny a little letter to all my fans out there. It's not like I've got anything else to do, if you get my drift. The stable next door, where that hot little chestnut lives, shakes all day long. I'm supposed to get a thrill out of passing road apples and rubbing against the fence in my stall.

I hear everyone is jazzed about this Triple Crown thingie. Great. Glad to hear it. I'm thrilled for you, Slim. But what's in ...

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