Bring us your tired former broadcasters
The NBA is the league of diversity, opportunity and open-mindedness. Major League Baseball is the Neanderthal, forever wallowing in the past while hastening its own decline.
We accept these truths, because we're constantly reminded of them. The NBA is hip, young and exciting, a few hours at a happening nightclub, while baseball is old and tired, a night with grandpa's suede slippers.
Look at baseball. Crazy old coots. Jack McKeon is the manager of the Florida Marlins. ...
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