Ramblings back, back again

Paradise Hotel? LeBron James? Jack and Ozzy? No, you aren't dreaming, The Sports Guy is rambling again.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:18 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Thoughts while wondering when Bubb Rubb is getting his own talk show ...

When golf announcers call one of the players "a devout family man," that's definitely code for "This guy has no personality whatsoever."

Every time Dan Aykroyd sings in public with John Goodman, John Belushi must start doing 360s in his grave like Terence Stansbury.

Here's my favorite running streak in sports: No NBA team that ever used Joe Piscopo as an announcer in the Finals has gone on to win the ...

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