Claim to fame: "Super Party Animal"
Strengths: Chick magnet; flexible enough to thrive at an outdoor tailgate party or packed bar scene.
Handicap: You drink from keg; he drinks from toilet.
Claim to fame: Super Bowl glory
Strengths: Pointed, bitter commentary while sitting like bumps on logs (just like many sports fans).
Handicap: May not have speed to run past Clydesdales in the "Bud-animals prelims."