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Page 2 Derby: Ads Region

Seabiscuit had to prove a lot in its day, but has never had Page 2's Dan Shanoff create the field.

Updated: July 29, 2003, 10:32 AM ET
By Dan Shanoff | Page 2 columnist

Spuds McKenzie Claim to fame: "Super Party Animal" Strengths: Chick magnet; flexible enough to thrive at an outdoor tailgate party or packed bar scene. Handicap: You drink from keg; he drinks from toilet. Odds: 10-1

Budweiser frogs Claim to fame: Super Bowl glory Strengths: Pointed, bitter commentary while sitting like bumps on logs (just like many sports fans). Handicap: May not have speed to run past Clydesdales in the "Bud-animals prelims." Odds: 30-1

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