Claim to fame: 1950's TV icon
Strengths: Ability to verbalize issues; reportedly being revived as new TV sit-com.
Handicap: "Helllooo ... Willll-burrr!" just won't cut it in today's nothing-said-is-too-shocking society.
Cat in the Hat
Claim to fame: Trademark headwear has become popular for stoner-raver set.
Strengths: 223 words to tell such a good story / The Cat on the Track would for sure run to glory.
Handicap: If we have to keep talking in rhyme / This ...