Tell Billy Beane I'm in a meeting. Put Brian Cashman on hold. And send Pat Gillick through to my voice mail. I'm not listening to any trade offers. Acting in the best interests of baseball, I simply decree the following 10 transactions be made before Thursday night's deadline:
1. The Yankees trade Roger Clemens back to the Red Sox so that Boston fans will once again cheer the greatest pitcher of our generation as "wicked awesome." The Rocket pitches Boston to the World Series, ...
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