An Arizona cryogenics company has reportedly misplaced eight samples of Ted Williams' DNA, and where there's smoke -- or in this case, liquid nitrogen -- there's fire. Page 2 thinks the missing samples were more likely spirited away than "misplaced," and we've done a little digging into potential suspects. Who would want to steal DNA from arguably the greatest pure hitter in baseball history? Plenty of people. Consider this our own little version of "8 Heads in a Duffel Bag," sans Joe Pesci.