What was the tennis dad thinking?
What the heck was the father of a 16-year-old tennis player in France thinking when he allegedly spiked the drinks of rival players with prescription drugs? (Here's the story.)
A. "My other idea was to kidnap Agassi and Graf's baby, but Richard Williams already beat me to it."
B. "That's nothing. My wife spent the entire night going from locker to locker and rubbing poison ivy leaves on every pair of underwear."
C. "You know, there's just nothing funnier than watching ...
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