Part Deux: 'I'm switching to guns!'

Page 2's Bill Simmons continues his 2003 NFL Preview with more amazing parallels from the movie "Top Gun".

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:19 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

If you missed Part 1 of my 2003 NFL Preview, I'm handing out quotes from "Top Gun" as movie awards. But before we jump into Part 2, let's break out a little pre-column music to get you fired up:

Revvin' up her engine Listen to her howl and roar Metal under tension Begging you to touch and go Highway to the danger zone Ride into the danger zonnnnnnnne

Pass the goosebumps! Time for Part 2 ...

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