'Good times never seemed so good'

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Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:19 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

My editors insist on intros for these mailbags. Of course, these are the same people who hired Graham Hays to write a "Why you should be watching women's sports" column, which was like Source Magazine running a feature titled, "Why you should be listening to Clay Aiken." Way to know your audience, guys. And if that wasn't bad enough, they ran a picture of the TMQ guy posing with cheerleaders half his age, then neglected to include the theme music from "American Beauty."

I don't get it. ...

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