The roto blues

The Sports Guy has two fantasy football teams -- and they're both ruining the NFL season for him.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:20 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Editor's Note: This column appears in the Nov. 10 edition of ESPN The Magazine.

Here's the best thing about writing a column: you can vent. This week, I'm venting. I have two fantasy football teams -- one on the East Coast, one on the West. Both stink. I hate them. I hate the guys on them. I'm filled with hate. Fantasy hasn't ruined my NFL season, it's obliterated it.

I spend Sundays watching nine games at once, hissing things like "Cool, Koren Robinson dropped another pass!" ...

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