The news hit like a bolt over Thanksgiving weekend: Tiger Woods ... engaged to marry the lovely and delicate Swedish flower, Elin Nordegren.
The romantics among us swooned: Ah, young love. There is no power on Earth to deny it.
The realists among us sighed: Marriage? What is he, nuts? Guy's richer than God, has nobody nagging him to take out the garbage and can play video games as long as he wants? Yo, T.W., did Earl forget to teach you the key-to-survival drinking toast? You know, ...
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