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More Cups for 'The Captain'

A glimpse into the NHL's future with Steve Yzerman, five goalies and a Podes update.

Updated: December 9, 2003, 2:13 AM ET
By John Buccigross | Special to ESPN.com

The year is 2019, and 37-year-old Britney Spears, in her continued quest to compensate for a complete lack of talent and charisma by "shocking" America through scripted and contrived mouth kisses, lays a wet one on a stupefied Barry Trotz while presenting him with his seventh consecutive Jack Adams Award at the 2019 NHL Awards Show.

Trotz, in his 22nd year as Predators coach, is the sixth public figure to join Spears' kiss list: Madonna in 2003, the Olsen twins in 2005, Anna Kournikova in ...

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