So I'm last-minute-subbing for Nigel as the basketball supervisor on a Professional Bowlers Association commercial, but no one told the director. And here he comes and I'm wondering if he's one of those screamer types.
"Where the hell's Nigel?"
"Nigel had to leave," I say, looking him in the eye and quickly adding, "I did the basketball on 'White Men Can't Jump,' 'Celtic Pride,' 'Blue Chips' and a bunch more. And this is gonna work great. No problems."