Case #1: Matt Millen
Transgressions: Uttering the f-word (the other one) and forgetting to interview the requisite number of minority candidates before hiring head coach Steve Mariucci.
Suggested Reading for 2004: All of Stacey Pressman's columns, twice. NFL Draft Preview publications (just to be on the safe side come April.)
Suggested Viewing: Birdcage. How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Beaches.
Advice: Get in touch with your inner devout coward. ...Read full story
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