These fakes are a real pain

The Sports Guy knows who he likes -- and it's not any of these five guys.

Updated: June 7, 2005, 6:22 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2 columnist

Editor's Note: This column appears in the Feb. 2 edition of ESPN The Magazine.

Only five athletes have ever made me irrational: Kareem, Isiah, Bill Laimbeer, Pete Rose and Roger Clemens. I dislike them completely and totally. They may be good husbands, dads and friends (well, not Rose, but bear with me). It doesn't matter. I'll always root against them.

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