West is extra large and in charge

Page 2's Ralph Wiley says it'll take a lot more than a slingshot to stop the Western conference.

Updated: January 27, 2004, 12:37 PM ET
By Ralph Wiley | Page 2 columnist

'bout time! So my boy R-Dub finally lets me express myself about my league. But instead of giving me the East, like he shoulda, Dub sends me out West. Bum. Be-atch. And then he insists on coming too, "translating" for me. Like I need translating or something.

I just got one thing to say. Brrrr!

Not the cold. The size! It's Land of the Giants out here!

I'm not just talkin' Shaq. Yeah, there's Shaq. There's Chairman Yao. There's Tim B. Dunkin. There's a rumor of Chris ...

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