The masochistic coach

Updated: January 26, 2004, 6:33 PM ET
By Ray Ratto | Special to ESPN.com

Norv Turner arose, considered the twists and turns of a life devoted to football in all its whack-job forms, and decided to run the table.

Jerry Jones ... Danny-Boy Snyder ... Wayne Huizenga ... and now Al Davis.

Somewhere, Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, is saying, "Man, that boyo's got a set on him, eh mate?"

By now, the nation has determined that Turner is your basic closing-time hire. The tavern is nearly empty, the waitress has finished counting her tips and is grabbing ...

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