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Entertainment to fright?

Upset by Shaq, Janet and the streaker? Tim Keown says the control is in our hands.

Updated: February 4, 2004, 12:17 PM ET
By Tim Keown | Page 2 columnist

"Good morning and thanks for calling the FCC, Sports Division, how may I help you?"

"Yeah, I was watching TV last week, I think it was Sunday?"

"Yes, sir, you and everybody else."

"Well, I was watching basketball and after the game Shaquille O'Neal started swearing right in my living room. I got kids, you know? What'll I tell 'em when this guy starts dropping F bombs into my living room?"

"Sir, there's only so much we here at the newly formed FCC Sports Division can ...

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