The truth has not set me free yet. It is nonetheless fascinating what a guy can learn when he pays attention to cable television, the newspapers and the mighty Internet. I am not free, but I do hold these truths to be self-evident:
1. Janet Jackson has at least one breast and a stunning metal nipple shield! Surely she should open a theme park to rival her brother's spread. She can call it Un-tethered Land.
2. College kids drink and have sex. (Shhhh. Don't let's tell Eliot Spitzer)