Round 3: Jeremy Shockey vs. Colorado football
Who still has gas left in their tank? Vote on to the round of eight.
To honor his nightlife mentor, Broadway Joe Namath, Mr. Shockey would like to kiss you.
"I'd like to apologize to that girl kicker. I was in a bad mood that day. See, it was close to national signing day and I just found out we were over the salary cap."
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