Stop dreaming, you pathetic losers!

Eric Neel tells Red Sox and Cubs fans that, once again, this won't be your year. And that's good for the rest of us.

Updated: April 2, 2004, 4:42 PM ET
By Eric Neel | Page 2

Memo to Cubs and Red Sox fans: Fuggedaboutit.

Ignore what the pundits are saying about your pitching staffs and disregard the giddy little poems they're writing about your lineups.

It ain't gonna happen. Not this year. Not ever.

Dusty's going to grind those young northside arms into dust by July, and the warring superegos in Fenway are going to make a rumble between the Jets and the Sharks look like a knitting circle come August.

You're going down.

Suck ...

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