June 1 -- Albert Pujols is named NL Player of the Month for May after
batting .385 with seven home runs and 23 RBI.
June 2 -- To honor the accomplishment, the Cardinals announce that, henceforth, any fan who giggles when Pujols name is announced during the team's upcoming homestand will be thrown out of the stadium.
June 3 -- His batting average hovering near .100, Rocco Baldelli pays a
Tampa-area cover band to record a version of Simon and ...