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Who's on steroids?

Who better to find out who's on steroids than Abbott and Costello.

Updated: April 7, 2004, 11:36 AM ET
By Bud Abbott and Lou Costello
Adapted by Ted Kluck
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Abbott: Well, Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bookie Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

Costello: Look, Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

Abbott: I certainly do.

Costello: Well, you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team and who has ties with BALCO laboratories. Although, for the record, you didn't ...

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