It's been a busy first week, and I'm behind in my reading, but these are the headlines that caught my eye:
PHILLIES HIRE DJ JAZZY JEFF TO REPLACE BOWA
Philadelphia -- "He's a local guy, which we like," said GM Ed Wade. "Plus, he's easygoing, a real players' manager." Shortstop Jimmy Rollins said the team is looking forward to starting fresh with Jeff: "We like his sunglasses, and his snazzy clothes. Plus, he doesn't talk too much, you know what I'm saying?"