Editor's Note: This column appears in the May 10 edition of ESPN The Magazine.
With Eli Manning poised to dis the Chargers, someone needed to chronicle Draft Day for posterity, right?
Noon: The draft kicks off as ESPN interns plug Mel Kiper Jr. into the nearest electrical outlet.
12:04 p.m.: As Manning is jeered by New York fans, Chris Mortensen reports that Eli turned against San Diego after seeing the Real World episode where Frankie was cutting herself. Seriously, ...Read full story