Higher, faster, sexier
Jesse vs. Carl. Biggest upsets. Biggest cheaters. Sexiest Olympians. Jeff Merron has the Olympics on his mind.
We have certain Olympic fantasies (more about those later), but this is the ultimate: to have every athlete who competed in every Olympics face off against each other. Carl Lewis vs. Jesse Owens. Jackie Joyner-Kersee vs. Babe Didrickson. Mark Spitz vs. Michael Phelps ...
Now it has been done. In that mushy gray software of the mind. My mind. Which does, I admit, resemble watery oatmeal at times.
So here we go, to the worst, weirdest and most wonderful the Summer Games have ever offered.
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