Welcome To My World
It was dark. It was early. The phone was ringing. Phone? Where was the phone? I stumbled, fell, and then found it, for some inexplicable reason, in the bathtub. I answered. "Yeah?"
"We've got a dream job for you," the voice on the other end said. "Interested?"
"What? Sure. Huh?" I coughed up something the size of a nectarine and spat it into the toilet. "Is this the guy from Vivid Video?"
The voice, once happy, sounded pleased no more. "Do you know who this is?" he said. Silence ...
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