Editor's Note: This is part 2 of Bill Simmons' running email exchange with pop-culture writer Chuck Klosterman of Esquire and Spin magazines. If you missed part 1, part 3, part 4 or part 5, click here to check out their other exchanges.
To: Chuck Klosterman
Subject: RE: Face Off
Time: 11:15 a.m.
I'm with you on the decline of American civilization. Last Tuesday, I was standing in line at Starbucks. The person ...