Editor's Note: This is part 3 of Bill Simmons' running email exchange with pop-culture writer Chuck Klosterman of Esquire and Spin magazines. If you missed part 1, part 2, part 4 or part 5, click here to see their other email exchanges.
To: Chuck Klosterman
Subject: RE: Face Off
Time: 12:45 p.m. ET
Did you ever think about going the "Chaz/Chazz" route? Were you afraid of being compared to Zabka in "Back to School?" ...