Editor's Note: This is part 5 of Bill Simmons' running email exchange with pop-culture writer Chuck Klosterman of Esquire and Spin magazines. If you missed part 4, part 3, part 2 or part 1, click here to go back to their other email exchanges.
This is the final set of emails, wrapping up the exchange.
To: Chuck Klosterman
Subject: RE: Face Off
Time: 3:45 p.m. ET
All right, I'm entering the "My head hurts, and I can only write ...