Where art thou Sunday Ticket?

Page 2's Bill Simmons has returned from the NFL twilight zone to the comfort of his satellite.

Updated: May 31, 2005, 2:25 PM ET
By Bill Simmons | Page 2

There's no other way to say it: I squib-kicked Week 3.

Nursing a 20-11-1 record heading into last weekend, my wheels came off faster than those on the Quentin Griffith Bandwagon. I backed Dorsey in Seattle, Palmer against the Ravens D and Harrington against the Eagles. Spent four paragraphs explaining why the Jags were the Paris Hilton "Defies All Logic" Team this season, then went against them. Picked against Parcells on a Monday night. Grabbed the Dolphins at home, during Hurricane ...

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