ST. LOUIS -- All right. Here are the things a starting pitcher would rather do than face the St. Louis Cardinals lineup:
Go out in public wearing that wig Tom Sizemore used to portray Pete Rose in "Hustle.''
Shake hands with Moises Alou after he's performed his special pre-game "ritual.''
Share a limo with Gary Sheffield and his "pal'' Barry Bonds.
Be trapped in an elevator for five hours with a Red Sox fan who wants to tell you about "how much Boston has suffered.''
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