Celebrate and have a good time!
The problem with NFL celebrations isn't that they're excessive. It's that most of them are lame.
"Welcome, everyone, and thank you all for coming to the NFL's first ever excessive Celebration Symposium."
(Clap. Grunt. Yawn.)
"I'm Dave Fleming and I'll be your host/moderator, or, haha, you can just call me the Czelebration Czar ... hey now, wait just a second Mr. (pretend) Warren Sapp. I saw that ... those kinds of gestures are not only rude and hurtful but also against the very NFL rules we're here to discuss.
"See, Warren's a perfect example of how celebrations have ...
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