On Saturday night, a few hours after the Yankees teamed up with Ron Gardenhire to dispatch the Twins, I was walking to my local Starbucks with the Sports Gal and her brother. They were talking about music or something. I was lost in thought, trying to come up with ideas for my Sox-Yankees breakdown column.
MORE SIMMONS: ALCS Q&A
Do you want to know what the Sports Guy really fears about the ALCS?
Well, his buddy Gus did and here's what he found out.