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Cigarettes vs. steroids

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Updated: March 17, 2005, 10:16 PM ET
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Cigarettes

Steroids

Steve Martin put it best back in the '70s: "Mind if I smoke?" ... "No, mind if I fart?"

Towering home runs, fame, adulation, but probably a subpoena from Congress and an early death. The lesson as always? Don't get caught.



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