Cigarettes vs. steroids
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Updated: March 17, 2005, 10:16 PM ETPage 2 staff
Steve Martin put it best back in the '70s: "Mind if I smoke?" ... "No, mind if I fart?"
Towering home runs, fame, adulation, but probably a subpoena from Congress and an early death. The lesson as always? Don't get caught.
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