Wearing the steroid blinders

Thank goodness Congress, the media and the American people know that baseball is the only sport with a steroid problem.

Updated: April 7, 2005, 5:28 PM ET
By Jim Caple | Page 2

I'm shocked -- shocked and appalled -- to learn that players on a recent Super Bowl team have been accused of using steroids. After all, I thought the media made it perfectly clear that the NFL has the toughest drug policy in pro sports and that only baseball has a steroid problem.

Good thing that story was swept under the carpet immediately. Because otherwise, fans might get the impression that football players don't naturally weigh 280 pounds with 31-inch waists and 4.4 times ...

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